A Strange Cold

I have a strange cold. My head feels loopy and sometimes when I'm walking with someone, I secretly hope they will scoop me up and carry me like a suitcase. That way I can enjoy the sensation of being weightless while lying horizontally. This is what the loopy cold is causing my body to crave. That's the cold. No coughing, no snot. That's it. Fascinating. Everyone that has a blog thinks that everything they write is fascinating. I love me.